It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
You're really special. But the R in special is silent.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Q. Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians? A. He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
