Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Child

    • One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

    The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

    The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

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    • Trump

    • What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?

    They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.

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    • Camouflage

    • A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.

    First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.

    When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.

    The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.

    "Why did you move?" the German asked.

    The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."

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    • Day

    • Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

    Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

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    • Onion

    • Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?

    He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

    "You are not alone."

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

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