Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.