Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.