What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Name: Jack call sign "triple" School: Nova corps gun academy location: Wyoming mountains
I told one of my friends your the reason why gene pools have lifeguards
on Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named big dick randy
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out
If a baby dies in the womb , is it considered suicide?
Americans leave without saying goodbye and Russians say goodbye without leaving
Yo mama so fat I have to take a train 2 buses and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
