Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Vegan

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If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Jew

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Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

Man

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What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?

He honor-killed her.

Keyboard

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Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

Australia

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Australia needs YOUR help!

ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!

Foot

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Memory

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An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"

The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."

The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"

The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"