Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ummmm 67.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour