Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and Elliot Yamin?
I will not be waiting for you.
Are you a cardiologist? My heart is missing, can I have yours instead?
Excuse me, are you a chiropractor? Because I want to take a crack at taking you out to dinner.
They shouldn't have released the final seconds of the N722BD crash audio, it was like giving free porn to rapists.
Look on the bright side, women: nothing says you're beautiful like being raped by a complete stranger.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy?
TIMMY!
What is black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Wanna hear a joke? School shootings.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
Miss Boob had a 69-pound boob. She had been yelled at 2-2-2 much. She went to 51 doctors, went to Doctor X, and after 8 surgeries, she became boobless!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Sally have a black eye? She tried to play pattycake.
Why do you think SpongeBob will be good at sex? Because he's always ready.
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
You're so skinny that every time you get an X-ray, you call it a selfie.
It says my comments are the worst. Although, if Explaining Bear were to post it, they would be negative jokes.
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Guys, someone told me to describe my ex as a shop. Boi, he's not a shop! I found him at the lost and found. But if he was one, he'd be the drugstore.