Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Orphan

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Catholic

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

Morbid jokes

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Morbid jokes

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

Candy

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...

Woman

When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.

Woman

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’