Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.