Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.

My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.