Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?

Because vodka in Russia is weak.

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  • Dog

    Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him

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  • Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

    A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

    Pedophile

    Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

    When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

    His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

    Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

    10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

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  • Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

    Military

    What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

    A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.

    Nazi

    What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

    An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

    Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

    Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

    Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

    My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

    Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

    My sister looks like Santa Claus.

    "You are so pretty?"

    "No, too many people!"

    Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

    After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"