Worst Jokes Ever
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.
In a porn video!
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
"Give me a cigarette," the condemned man said.
"I thought you quit," replied the guard.
"I did, but I don't think it matters anymore."
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Mario?
Bros.