Worst Jokes Ever

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?

Wait... nevermind.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.

An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

I think DJT has FTD.