Worst Jokes Ever
You're so anorexic that you'd beat an Ethiopian villager in a beauty contest.
How many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, they’ll just beat the Black out of the room.
You're so sad that you make the Great Depression look like a better time period to live in.
What's black and doesn't work?
A filthy porch monkey at the zoo.
I went up to a dude with no arms, pulled out my speaker, and started playing "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands".
Have you heard of the foundation called Autism Speaks?
No, it screeches.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
How do you make a pool table laugh?
You tickle its balls.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What's a Genie's favorite drink?
Wishkey.
Like whiskey.
Why are USA people bad at Clash Royale?
They lost two towers.
Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.
Why was the 19th Amendment a major mistake?
Because it gave women the ability to dodge accountability.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
What is Wonder Woman's weakness?
Accountability for her actions.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
How do you spell bee reversed?
əəq
When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?
What were the clownfish doing behind the coral?
Unspeakable things.