Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."