Worst Jokes Ever

All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.

A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...

"You'll never walk alone!"

All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.

All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.

All this Little Shop of Horrors merchandise and I still want to see more.

All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.

I just bought two new biro pens.

One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.

They're filled with monster's ink.

What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!

I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.

She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."

It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"

He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."

So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."

Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"

I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."

I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.

What is the best way to pick a woman at a bar?

Spike her drink with roofies

What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

"Why is there so much shit in here?"

How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?

Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.

Why do you not go to a gay man's BBQ?

Because the hotdogs taste like shit.

Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?

What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?

They just stand there and hold the sign.

If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?

Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."

Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.