Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

What is harder than steel?

My cousin at the family reunion.

My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

How do you make an idiot say how?

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

How do you punish blind kids?

Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.