Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
