Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"