Worst Jokes Ever

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭