Worst Jokes Ever
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...