Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Worst Jokes Ever
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
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I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
That is so bad, just like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
