Worst Jokes Ever
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."