Worst Jokes Ever
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How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
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What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Not funny joke.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.