Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
