Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
I wank over Rose Watson.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.