Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"