Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
