Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.

A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.