Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
My friend's life.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
William
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Angus' love life.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.