Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Fuck u!
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.