Worst Jokes Ever
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
My dad.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
"Tayam, I am."
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.