Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
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Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.