Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."

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    • A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."

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    • A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"

    The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."

    The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."

    A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."

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    • How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.

    The boy ran into the gym, why?

    Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

    What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

    Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

    A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

    A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

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