Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
You suck!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Hi, I’m gay.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.