Worst Jokes Ever

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

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What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!

What did the cow say to the sheep?

“Moo!”

What did the sheep say to the cow?

“That was a bad joke!”

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

"Bone appetit!"

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.

So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.