Worst Jokes Ever

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.

I exist.

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus.

Christianity.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife is dead.

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.

How many are hungry?

A. 10

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

Jake Paul's life:

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!