Worst Jokes Ever

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

My life...

What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?

Morgz.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?

A: Ow!

"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.

Except at a funeral.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

What's brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

What did Sally get for Easter?..

Nail polish.