Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Potatoes
Stand? Wait. No.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.