Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Isaac
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!