Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mum homo.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Legally Blonde.
Blondies.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Nevermind, it's retarded.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
A baby seal walks into a club...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.