Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)