Worst Jokes Ever
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"