Worst Jokes Ever
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
You're overreacting.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.