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Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?

Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.

Boy: Okay, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Brick.

Hillary Clinton would make a good president.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

What cereal do I eat?

Captain Bolts.

I just had sex.

Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.

When I saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, I told him to censor that a-hole. When I saw the completed product, he censored me. Then I killed him.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.