Worst Jokes Ever
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
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What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”