Worst Jokes Ever

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Evan, mom hot?

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."

So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I don't get mitosis.