Worst Jokes Ever
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Pussy, no pussy.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
The joke is u.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
Your mum lol teehee!
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Most of the jokes are trash.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."