Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Yaxaas?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Ya mum!
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
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"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.