Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Nickelback

  • What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

    "Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

    Skeleton

  • Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

    Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

    Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

    Octopus

  • I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

    Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

    But the vet charged me six quid.