Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Your AMAMA.