Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?