Worst Jokes Ever
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Sup?
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Logan Paul.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.