Worst Jokes Ever
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
Small People.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.