Worst Jokes Ever

"Send me back, I never liked you."

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Evan, mom hot?

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

Your mom gay, Evan.

Mom hot.

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."

So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

I don't get mitosis.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.