Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
The joke is this website.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.