Worst Jokes Ever
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."