Worst Jokes Ever
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Habit.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
You big gay.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is yellow?
Why did you say not to?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is your address?
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How long are you? I
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
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My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
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