Worst Jokes Ever
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GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Stupid.
Hi boo!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.