Worst Jokes Ever
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Xd.
Mad Pussy.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!