Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

Alex Hayermann.

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

PP in the poo poo.

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

What is you you?

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?