Worst Jokes Ever
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Abortion is bad.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.