Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
You and your mom.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Why can orphans type? Because they canāt find the home row.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
I make science puns periodically.
A bass drum is the boss.
What animal lies? A lion.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldnāt fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.