Worst Jokes Ever
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
So, no head?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.