Worst Jokes Ever
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Carys’s mum has chemo.