A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
what has 2 legs and is red all over
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did the dead baby cross the road. It was strapped to the chicken.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Hola.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
