Worst Jokes Ever

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?

They both are hanging.

My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!