Worst Jokes Ever

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

I farted. LOL.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn't that funny.

So I just Snickered.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

"You gave me the same sweater as last year."

"You s w e a t e r believe it."

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

Gay is gay.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...