Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Funny.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Drawned.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!