Worst Jokes Ever

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Yo' mama is a joke.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

qestrrrr.

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"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.