Worst Jokes Ever
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
He's dead.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Why are people joking about this stuff?