What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Khalil Abubakar
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
