Worst Jokes Ever

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

Baal jharne ke upay?

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Shoot.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.