Worst Jokes Ever
Are you choked?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Allahu Akbar.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Poo.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?