Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
what do you call a pig do karate chop
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
ur mom gai
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
— What did Micheal Jackson find on his bedsheets
Billies Jeans... He He
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says "The party's in the back"
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield: Everywhere.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Josh WIlliams
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Yo mama so fat She th ice burg
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
