Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Myself.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nut
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.