How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Pool table.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
More jokes
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
