Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Carys’s mum has chemo.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Stinky Steve.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Creeper?
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
My whole life.
Butt cracks.