Worst Jokes Ever
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
You gay.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.