Worst Jokes Ever
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Oh no!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Two sticks only make a fire.
Fucking Fruit!