Worst Jokes Ever
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OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
My dad coming back.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.