Worst Jokes Ever
LAMO.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
So I was walking.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Hodor.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.