Worst Jokes Ever
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Joe Mama!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
These jokes make me want to die.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.