Worst Jokes Ever
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
When you breathe.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
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I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I give homework.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.