Worst Jokes Ever

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

See you later, crocodile.

In a while, pedophile.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.

Ha, gay!

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?

Because Stellas hot.